Paired with BB, where the tape has been slow for long enough that slow is simply the tape.
What the company does
Print FrequencyCounts the seconds between trades. The count is often large.
PatienceThe largest division by headcount. Does nothing, deliberately, for long periods.
BroadcastOperates the clip generator on this page.
Slow Tape Holdings specialises in illiquidity. It does not consider this a defect in the market but a defect in everyone's expectations of it.
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Disclaimer. Slow Tape Holdings is a fictional entity. $SLOWTAPE is a memecoin with no intrinsic value, no expectation of profit, and no affiliation with Robinhood, any exchange, or any company whose ticker may be referenced. This is parody, not financial advice.